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Tiger Woods One-Liners (5372 views)
1. Tiger's new movie : Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

2. Police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly Ö but put me down for a 5."

3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

6. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

7. Woods: A big Tiger knocked-out by a little pussy!

8. Tiger: This time, it will be hard to get out of the woods!

9. Tiger's wife now has her own endorsement with her club of choice - PING!

10. New board game: Pin the Tail on the Tiger

11. Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway

12. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

 

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