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There was this guy who was in love with a certain girl, but never had the guts to tell her.

One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her a text message saying, "I love you, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel."

A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared & tensed so he decided not to check the reply until the morning when he is less tensed.

When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath, combed his hair, then climbed back in bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message.

He started reading ...

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