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Since Babli is eight months into her pregnancy, Bunty has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.

Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor Bunty curled up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire.

Feeling sorry for Bunty, she opens her purse, takes out 500 rupees, and gives it to him.

"Awww, my dear is so depressed ... here, take this and go to Aish's wife, Preeto, she will let you sleep with her tonight and remember that this happens only once ok? Don't think about it again."

Bunty rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly.

A few minutes later, he returns, hands the money back to Babli and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants 1000 ..."

Bablis face slowly turns red with anger, "Damn that bitch ... when she was pregnant and Aish came over here ... I only charged him 500!"


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