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A man asks his wife at the time of their 25th marriage anniversary:

Man: Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?

Wife: Yes, honey, three times.

Man: When was the first time?

Wife: Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you.

Man: Thanks, darling. And when was the second time?

Woman: Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to do the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you?

Man: Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time?

Wife: Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?

 

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