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Maid's Payrise (1038 views)
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Seńora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you.

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban did."

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Seńora… The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

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