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Bill Gates In Purgatory (1447 views)
Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go."

First, St Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St Peter replies, "That was just the screensaver."

 

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