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Godfather's Dying Wish (951 views)
The godfather was dying. He summoned one of his godsons and said softly, "Mikey, before I go, I gotta ask one favour."

"Yes, godfather, anything. I worship you."

The old mans eyes narrowed. "I want you to go to my bathroom and masturbate."

The lad looked around uneasily. "I dunno, boss. That's kinda embarrassing."

"Who raised you as if you were my own? This one thing you can't do for me?"

The young man realised his error and agreed to the request.

When he returned, the old man said, "One more request?"

"Sure, godfather. Anything."

"Do it again!"

"What? I just did it."

"Who gave you money, clothes, girls, huh? And you can't do this one little thing for me?"

Again he agreed and was soon back. "Okay, Im done."

"One last request. Do it once more."

"I dont understand, godfather. Why?"

"What? You can't grant a dying man his last wish?"

The boy was gone a long while this time, but eventually he staggered back to the bedside.

"I did it but, please, no more. I got nothing left."

"Good!" said the old man, handing him his car keys. "Now go pick up my daughter at the airport!"


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