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Before Breakfast (1887 views)
1. Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.

2. Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

3. Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

4. Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.

5. Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.

6. Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

7. Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: At the bottom.

 

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