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1. Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A: A mushroom.

2. Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel

3. Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.

4. Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.

5. Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

6. A: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.

7. Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!

8. Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!

9. Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.


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