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Santa's Curtains (923 views)
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they arent for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo ... Ive got Windows!"

 

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