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Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car.

Santa:"'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken."

Operator: "What is your location sir?"

Santa: "Outside number 28 Connaught Place."

Operator: "How do you spell that sir?"

Silence ... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.

Operator: "Are you there sir?"

More heavy breathing and another minute later.

Operator: "Sir, can you hear me?"

This goes on for another few minutes until ...

Operator: "Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?"

Santa: "Yes, sorry bout dat ... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto Road!

 

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