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It Looks LIkes Yours (1701 views)
A man staggers into an emergency room with a golf club wrapped around his neck.

“What happened?” the doctor asked him.

“I was playing golf with my wife when she sliced her ball out of bounds and into a cow pasture. We went looking for it and, after a while I noticed one of the cows had something white near its tail. I walked over, lifted up its tail, and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt! And that's when things went horribly wrong."

"What happened?” asks the doctor. "I lifted its tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, honey! This looks like yours!'

 

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