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LAWS OF GOLF (1614 views)
No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole since it has the tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually a lifetime.

Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater the desire.

Palm trees eat golf balls.

Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?

Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water.

A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

Nice lag can usually be translated to lousy putt.

Tough break can usually be translated into way to miss an easy one, sucker.

The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

Gold should be given up at least twice per month.

All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day.

All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group.

A group you accidentally hit into will almost always comprise of a rugby prop, a nightclub bouncer, your boss, or your ex-wife.

The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

Golf balls never bounce off trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. It is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater the attraction to water.

You're best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

 

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