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Happiness is a long walk with a putter - Greg Norman.

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste your energy going back to pick them up - Tommy Bolt.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators - Gerald Ford.

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see them laughing - Phyllis Diller.

A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees - Stephen Baker.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it - Jimmy Demaret.

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it is not fun; if you take it too seriously, it breaks your heart.

Gold does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men and fools out of everybody - Milton Gross.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off - Bruce Lansky.

If you think it is hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball - Jack Lemmon.

When I am on a golf course and it starts to rain with lightning, I hold up my one iron, because I know even God can't hit a one iron - Lee Trevino.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine - Bruce Lansky.

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at - Dave Hill.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you? - Ben Hogan.

 

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