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GOLF IS.... (2375 views)
Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.

Golf is a five-mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind you.

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play 18 holes, and return with three enemies.

Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice ... once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly ... or start cheating.

Gold was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.

The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work, soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

When native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. Today it is called golf.


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