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One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. "9.30 okay?"

George said. "Fine, but I may be about 10 minutes late. Wait for me"

Sunday came and George showed up right on time. Not only that, he played left-handed and beat them

They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30. George again said "Okay, but I may be about 10 minutes late. Wait for me"

That Sunday, there was George, punctual to the dot. This time he played right-handed and beat them again. "Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked. George said, "Sure if I'm ten minutes late.."

Another golfer jumped in. "Wait a minute.. You always say you maybe ten minutes late. But you're always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left-handed"

George said "Well, that's true - I'm superstitious. If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed. If she's sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed"

"What if she's lying on her back?"

George said, "That's when I'm ten minutes late!"

 

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