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Generous Husband (2371 views)
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:


"Honey, It's me."


"Are you at the club?"


"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2012 at a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 ..."

OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great!, before we hang up, something else ..."


"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, tennis court, acre of park area, beach front property ..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $1.5 million ... a magnificent price for the location, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $1.3 million OK?"

"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"

"Bye ... I do too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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