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Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz lost $500 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead, still sitting at the table.

Finkelstein looks around and asked, So, whos gonna tell his wife? They drew straws and Goldberg lost.

Be discreet, Goldberg, they said. Dont make a bad situation worse.

Discreet? he replied. Discretion is my middle name.

Goldberg went to Meyerwitzs apartment and knocked on the door. The wife answered the door and asked, What are you doing here, Goldberg?

Goldberg said, Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.

Tell him to drop dead! said the wife.

Okay. Ill go do that! said Goldberg.

 

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