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Clever Letter (2332 views)
A 63-year-old accountant left this letter on his kitchen counter.

“Dear Wife: By the time you read this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful, sexy, 21-year-old secretary.”

When he arrived at the Grand Hotel he had a letter waiting for him at the front desk. “Dear Husband: I, too, am 63 years old. By the time you receive this letter I will be at a better hotel with our handsome, virile, 21-year-old gardener. You, being an accountant, will well appreciate that 21 goes into 63 many more times than 63 goes into 21."

 

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