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Two twins in Sunnyside Nursing Home were turning 100 years old.
The local newspaper sends a photographer to take pictures...

One of the twins was hard of hearing & the other could hear quite
well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on
the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.

Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."

So they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit
longer, I've got to focus a little," said
the photographer.

Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!"


 

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