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An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when

all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone

having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."





The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with

the conversation.Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling

screams."Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"



"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head

drilled to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there, "says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and

sodomized."





"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the

holes for that!"



 

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