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Don't Ask The Old Man To Get Busy (1878 views)
At age 70, old Mr Smith decided it was time to retire.

Not used to having him around, after having him at home for a few months, Mrs Smith became very agitated.

She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Mr Smith obliged his wife and went out for a couple of hours. When he returned, Mrs Smith asked him where had he gone.

"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club," he said.

"What? Are you nuts? You're 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?," said his wife.

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card," he said.

Mrs Smith took the card and read it. "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership of a prostitute club, not a parachute club!"

"Oh, shit! Now what am I going to do?" he asked. "I signed up for 7 jumps a week."

 

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