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ABC For Seniors (1799 views)
A is for arthritis
B is the bad back
C is the chest pains. Perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline
E is for eyesight, cant read that top line
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas which Id rather not mention
H is for high blood pressure - Id rather it be low
I is for incisions with scars you can show
J is for joints, out of socket, and wont mend
K is for knees that crack when they bend
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low
O is for osteo, bones that dont grow
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few. Just give me a pill and Ill be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for tinnitus; bells in my ears
U is for urinary troubles with flow
V is for vertigo, thats dizzy, you know
W is for worry, now whats going around?
X is for X ray, and what might be found
Y is for another year Im left behind here
Z is for zest I still have - in my mind


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