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Farmer Goes To The Movies (2482 views)
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

At the cinema, the person at the ticket counter asked: "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said: "That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes."

"I'm sorry Sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the cinema."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. He then returned to the counter, bought a ticket and entered the cinema.

He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started, and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out, and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert," said Mildred.

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispetred Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age, we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so, too," said Mildred. "But this one's eating my popcorn ...!"

 

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