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A policeman made a traffic stop on an elderly lady for speeding on a higway. He asked her for her driver's licence, registration, and proof of insurance.

The lady took out the required information and handed it to him.

He was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to
see she had a conceal carry permit. So he looked at her and asked if she had a weapon in her possession.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

Her body language, or the way she said it, made him ask if she had any other firearms. She admitted to also having a 9mm Glock in her centre console.

Now he had to ask if that was all she had. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse.

The officer then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked at him right in the eye and said, "Not a f#cking thing!"


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