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What can i get for a rib? (8691 views)
Adam was sad so God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman

He said, "this pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to apologise when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them

She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg.

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?

Of course the rest is history.

 

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