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The Irish Wedding (3284 views)
A wedding occured just outside Cavan in Ireland

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk with both the bride's and groom's families having a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room then generally kicking the crap out of each other. The police gets called in to break up the fight

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gravel, shouting,
"Silence in court!"

The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the best man and I should explain what happened"

Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride

The judge says "OK"

"Well, said Paddy "after I had finished the first dance the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs"

Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "Lord, that must have hurt!"

"Hurt?" Paddy replies. "He broke three of my fingers!"

 

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