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A Chinese went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter,he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After finishing his beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, the Chinese crashed down from his stool,felled by a vicious punch from the director.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"

The director ranted, "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you*#!##@!!*#!

My dad perished in that bombing!"

"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same," retorted Spielberg.

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.

"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.

"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese said.

"You ignorant chink! The Titanic sank because of an iceberg!" shouted the director.

"Yeah, yeah,yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, are all the same!"


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