sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
Has To Be The Islanders! (2774 views)
TONGAN

A TONGAN named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static," she says.

"Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" the clerk replies.

"Head Cleaner," Mary replies.

************************

HAMO CAB (SAMOAN)

A Samoan taxi driver from way out in the wops (and I'm sure you know the kind I'm talking about) drove into town in Apia and stopped at the Beach Bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the 'city dwellers' always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his taxi had been stolen.

So he goes back into the bar, handily flips his machete into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and stabs it into the ground just missing his toes and his jandals.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU PLAALY SCHWINES STOLE MY TAXI?" he yelled.

No one answered.

"ALRIGHT, I'M KONNA HAVE ANOTHA PEER, AND IF MY TAXI ISN'T PACK OUTSIDE PY THE TIME I FINNISH MY PEER, I'M KONNA TO WHAT I TIT IN SAVAII! AND I TON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO TO WHAT I TIT IN SAVAII!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. So he had another beer, walked outside, and whaddaya know - his taxi is back out there!

He starts up and starts to drive out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Sole, pefore you ko... what happened in Savaii?"

The Samoan turned back and said, "I had to walk all the plaaly way home."

 

Random Jokes
Santa: Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai? Banta: Google Kaur. Santa: Ye kaisa naam h ...
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Shots

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE FOLLOW US ON