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Farmer Peni (2802 views)
Farmer Peni from Sawani was taking his cow and it's new born calf to sell in the Nausori Market.

On the way Farmer peni got robbed by thieves, who beat him up, stripped him of his clothes and tied him to a tree. Then taking the mother cow and Peni's clothes, the thieves escaped. They, however left the new born calf behind. Poor farmer Peni suffered for two days, he stood tied to a tree, stark naked and hungry.

Fortunately, on the third day, some neighbors, Tomasi and Save happened to pass by. They recognized Peni and untied him. When they did, farmer Peni picked up a huge stick and started bashing the calf with it.

"Why are you thrashing the poor calf?, his neighbors asked?

To which farmer Peni replied, "I had to tell this beast for the past two days repeatedly that I am not your mother!, I am not your mother!!!!


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