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Waqa Ni Lokoloko (2115 views)
Volitaki condom tiko ena bustand e dua na cauravou ni Beqa yacana o Semisi "CONDOM CONDOM! RUASAGAVULU GA NA SEDE!"...basika sara mai e dua na cauravou ni Rewa.

Cauravou ni Rewa: "Oh brass, kerea mada e dua"

Semisi: "Meu raica rawa na nomu "junior", au na qai kila rawa kina na size cava me nomu brass"

Cauravou ni Rewa: "Oi ok, qo (cega sara na nona sulu), e cava qo?"

Semisi:" hmm, set, nomu sara qo bro, size medium, nuinui vinaka ena kena vakayagataki brass!" lako sara yani na cauravou ni Rewa....

Semisi: CONDOM! CONDOM! RUASAGAVULU WALEGA NA SEDE!....basika sara mai e dua na cauravou ni Nadro

Semisi: "Vai vei taciqu?"

Cauravou ni Nadro: "isa, bro. Kerea mada dua na pakete ko ni volitaka tiko qori"

Semisi: "Kuni leqa bro....ni cega sara mada na nomui sulu....(cega sara o kai Nadro)..."O rite.... nomu saraga na size qo bro....na large qori.....Vakanuinui vinaka sara vei iko kei nomu sui ni sarisari bro!"

Cauravou ni nadro: "Vinaka sara vakalevu bro"

Sa baci ia tale o Semisi na volitaki tatarovi ni kawa: "CONDOM!! CONDOM!!! MAI TAGANE! RUASAGAVULU GA NA SEDE!

Basika sara mai e dua na cauravou ni Lau ka lako madumadua ka veiraiaki toka na matana ena nona sa toro voleka mai vei Semisi

Semisi: "Ni Gadreva beka e dua na condom taciqu?"

Kai Lau: "Isa bro, au kerea tiko ga na size levu taudua ko ni volitaka tiko"

Semisi: "Io meu raici "junior" rawa bro, ke sega au na sega ni rawa ni solia

Kai Lau: "Bro, qo tara yani limasagavulu na sede...solia ga mai na condom levu taudua e tu qori"

Semisi: Segai segai taciqu, meu raici "ju" rawa sara!

Kai Lau: "Qo, dua na dola...ni solia ga mai na size levu taudua tu qori ka meu lako yani ena vakacegu..au kerekere saraga
vakabibi bro"

Semisi: Vosota sara bro....E sega sara ga niu rawa ni solia kevaka ni sega ni varataki "junior" mai vei au

Kai Lau: "OK!!! QORI SARA! (cega sara o koya na nona suluvakataga)....

Sega ni bera o Semisi ka sauma yani: " MAQE!! E YALI! E YALI! KEITOU SEGA NI DAU VOLITAKI WAQA NI LOKOLOKO!

 

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