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Doing it Fijian Style (9195 views)
A Fijian goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour?" "$100," she replies. So he asks,

"Okay do you do Fijistyle?" She says "No!"

He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do it Fijistyle?"

She again says no, not knowing what Fijistyle is!

So he then offers her $300. Again she declines his offer.

So finally he says "I'll give you $500 to go Fijistyle with me! Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Fijistyle be?"

So she goes ahead and has sex with him, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense Hours finishes. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Fijistyle' come in?

The Fijian replies . . . " pay you tomorrow eh?"

The hooker is disgusted and tells him to leave. On his way out the door, he turns around with a sorry expression on his face...."sis, kere kere some bus fare to go home please".


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