Win A Cow (8305 views)
"Hey Semisi! I have a cow for you for just $500!"
"E, vinaka Jone! I'll take it - you can bring it to my koro tomorrow!"
The next day: "Sorry Semisi, but the cow, thing died last night."
"Seta seti, sa mau-mau! Okay then, just give me my ilavo back."
"Sorry Semisi, I already spent that money."
"Bokola! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."
So Jone brought the dead cow to Semisi the next morning. A few weeks later, Jone bumped into Semisi and asked him what he did with the dead
"You won't believe, Jone! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for $5 each! I made a profit of $750! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead."
"Kemudou! And the fullahs, they didn't complain?"
"Sega! Only the fullah that won! So, I gave him back his $5 and he was happy!"
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