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"Hey Semisi! I have a cow for you for just $500!"

"E, vinaka Jone! I'll take it - you can bring it to my koro tomorrow!"

The next day: "Sorry Semisi, but the cow, thing died last night."

"Seta seti, sa mau-mau! Okay then, just give me my ilavo back."

"Sorry Semisi, I already spent that money."

"Bokola! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow."

So Jone brought the dead cow to Semisi the next morning. A few weeks later, Jone bumped into Semisi and asked him what he did with the dead
cow:

"You won't believe, Jone! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for $5 each! I made a profit of $750! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead."

"Kemudou! And the fullahs, they didn't complain?"

"Sega! Only the fullah that won! So, I gave him back his $5 and he was happy!"

 

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