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Ghosts or Goats!! (2265 views)
A professor at USP in Suva, is giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

Well, that's a good start.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?

"One student from Naitasiri in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished and says "Son,all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Naitasiri student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies "Ghost?!?!???....Oh, From way back there I thought you said "GOATS".......!!!

 

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