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Why did the chicken cross the road? (2112 views)
Asenaca Caucau: Because it was an indigenous chicken, acting on the advice of a talatala, on a mission to get rid of the weeds on the other side.

Senator Mitieli Balaunauca: Because the chicken, like all journalists, was "an agent of satan" and a "mad, crazy loony!"

Reverend Kanailagi: The blessed chicken gave all its busfare to the M ‹&i" and had to walk home. But it was blessed.

Laisenia Qarase: Uh..oh...A chicken crossed the road? Why the hell didn't someone brief me on that!

John Howard: These stupid Pacific Islanders are making too much noise about the impact on their small islands of this chicken crossing the road... look, here's $12 million - now will you all shut up about the bloody chicken!

Butadroka: I don't care about any chicken at all but it should be sent back to where it came from. Who knows what might happen if we keep letting any old chicken cross the road. We could be inundated with them. Send them to the farmer up the road a bit and we can pay him to deal with the problem.

Rabuka: Who cares? If enough people want to debate about it I can be the mediator. Hmm.. where's my golf clubs??

Mahendra Chaudry: We should give them more rights than other? Regional chicken should have the same opportunities to cross roads as chickens living in Suva

George Speight: The chick never crossed the road. And it was not forcibly removed from its mother! Anyway, that's a matter for the Great Council of Chiefs and is of no interest to us. The UN should butt out.

Felix Anthon: There WAS a chicken and it DID cross the road. This is a deliberate act by the government to hide the fact that chickens continue to cross Fijian roads.

Qarase: What if it was not a chicken but a bantam? Minority sectors of our community shouldn' t be discriminated against
based purely on the size of their eggs and legs.

Jai Ram Reddy: To demonstrate a committment to reconciliation with the chickens

Danial Urai: According to documentation submitted to the Live Foods Processing Authority, the chicken in question was uncooked at the time of its journey and therefore will not incur a VAT charge. However, if that chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardless of its raw/cooked status, the road crossing would be considered by the tax office to be a service for which VAT will be implemented.

Lekh Ram Vaishnoi: Please explain to me what's wrong with the chicken.

James Raman: Are you telling me the chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?

Jaganath Sami: I envision a world where all chickens, whether black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motive disturbed.

Ratu Mara: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed and that was good enough for us.

Adi Samanunu: Because the chicken is gay! Isn' t it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 'other side.' That' s what 'they' call it - the 'other side.' Yes, my friends.

Commander Tarakinikini:To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Justice Tuivaga: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it's true?

Isikia Savua: What if I could guarantee that it won't get to the other side?

Womens Rights Movement: It is the man's fault - everything is because of males and their chicken crossed the road ... hmm ... what? A woman asked? Huh? Anyway males are at fault!

Fiji Police: Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no chicken. Step into the car!

Fiji Times editorial: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

KFC: We do Chicken Right!! Where does it end? This was too good to keep to myself! Why did the Chicken cross the Road?

Air Pacific Memo: Because we were busy dealing with the strike and could not fly the chicken across.

Parliamentary Session: Mr Speaker Sir! I have been informed by reliable sources that the member of Toa felt it was better to cross the road than to 'cross the floor'.

Inflight Meal : Yes, And tonight's dinner will be 'crossed chicken' served on the road.

Apisai Tora: Hey,none of your business!!

PWD Road Supervisor: "Blame the chicken, not the ROAD!!"

Pastor's Sermon -Lotu Ni Vula Vou: "The chicken, nor the road is important - its the cross!!


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