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Mere was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.

Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But in the reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.

So Mere left very happy and so excited, as she went over the Rewa Bridge she

thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins"

She decided to jump off the Rewa Bridge right away.

But, incredibly Mere didn't die!

She fell on the bilibili full of bananas from Tailevu; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face:

WAWA GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME

 

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