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How Old Am I (1930 views)
Luke’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After applying the 'miracle' products, she asked him, “Darling, what age would you say I am?”

Luke looked her over carefully and then said, “Judging from your skin, 20. Judging from your hair, 18. Judging from your figure, 25. ”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hang on!” Luke interrupted. “Let me finish adding them up!"

 

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