Miracle Powder (2355 views)
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldnít let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ĎWhat the hell is this??í he said to himself as a little Ďdustí cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Susan," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker Ö "Itís not talcum powder ... itís ĎMiracle Growí.
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