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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, se*y young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig!

What are you doing?

How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children!

I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"

"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.

But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"

The husband begins to tell his story . . .

"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride.

I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them.

Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can nolonger wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.

When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use

 

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