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A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No Sir, I was going 60.

Wife: Oh Johnny, you were going 80.

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Johnny, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, Johnny, you never wear your seat belt.

Man turns to his wife and yells: Shut your damn mouth bitch.

Officer turns to the woman and asks: Mam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.


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