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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening?

Husband: What do you think I am ... a gardener?

Wife: Can you fix the door handle?

Husband: What do you think I am ... a carpenter?

In the evening, when the husband came from work, he saw everything had been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this?

Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options ... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.

Wife: What do you think I am ... McDonalds?

 

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