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Being In Tune (1147 views)
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never quite figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And I never quite figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do"

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me"

I said,"WHAT??" So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "what was her first clue?"

I finally realize that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day we went shopping. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take them all

She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $100 each, to which I say OK.

Then we go to the Jewellery Department. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you,she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. Am sure I threw her in a loop when I told her that it was OK

She was almost sexually excited from all of this and I enjoyed watching her face when she happily announced, "I'm ready! let's go to the cash register"

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now" You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while"

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man"


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