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One Last Fling (2699 views)
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we had decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was just 22, had a very hot, slim figure, wore very short miniskirts or tight jeans, and generally went bra-less most of the time.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, brushing her long hair aside, and I always got more than a nice view of her ample cleavage. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else that I ever saw.

One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was still living with her parents, but she was all alone when I arrived. She quickly nuzzled up to me and whispered in a soft and sultry voice that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me, just once before I got married and committed my life with her sister.

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

Looking me straight in the eyes, she said in a sultry voice, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock, as I watched her go up the stairs. She turned her head and winked at me seductively over her now bare shoulder, then while wiggling her nice buns, she scurried up to her bedroom.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Suddenly, before I got to my car, my entire future family came out of the bushes and was standing in the driveway, all clapping.

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

Boy was I glad that ... I had kept my condoms in my car.

 

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