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Sleeping Problem (2566 views)
"Doc, I can't sleep anymore," a man complained on his visit to a doctor. "I've tried everything, but I just toss and turn."

"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately."

That night the guy crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to talk to his body :
"Toes, go to sleep," he whispered.
"Feet, go to sleep.
Legs, go to sleep.
Hips, go to sleep..
Stomach, go to sleep"

Just then, his wife walked in wearing a transparent nightie. The husband opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow.

"OK," he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"


 

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