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A woman who had the worst chronic headache goes to a famous new age holistic doctor, as a last resort.

Doctor, I have tried everything,but my headache just won't go away.

The doctor replied, You have come to the right place. This is what I want you to do -go home,stare at yourself in the mirror, point your index fingers at your temples, and repeat this mantra: I really don't have a headache, I really don't headache. Do it as long as it takes, the headache is just going to vanish.

As she leaves the doctor's office, skeptical but curious at the same time, she decided to use the mirror in the elevator. Fingers pointed at her temples, she starts repeating I really don't have aheadache, I really don't have a headache.... She has barely said it four times, when she realizes her headache is gone and elated, she runs back up to the doctor and says,

"Doctor, you are a genius! Can I please send you my husband? He's been having problems in a certain department... how can I put it..."

"When was the last time you two had sex?" asks the doctor.

"About eight years ago," she replied.

The doctor says, "Yes, send him over."

A few days later, she is waiting with baited breath for her husband to come home from the doctor.When he arrived home, he told her to wait, and goes straight to the bathroom. When he comes out, he throws her on the couch and starts making wild passionate love to her. When he's finished, he goes right back to the bathroom and later he comes out, rouses her from her bliss and starts at it again, like an insatiable young man. After another hour of great sex he goes and locks himself in the bathroom again.

Curious about what the husband was doing in the bathroom, she tiptoes to the bathroom door, looks through the keyhole, and sees her husband, staring at himself in the mirror, fingers pointed at his temples,repeating:

That woman is not my wife.....


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