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Artificial Insemination (1522 views)
A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.

After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should
try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has
to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land
Rover, drives them out into the woods, serves them all, brings them
back, and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to
the woods, serves each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,

and goes to bed exhausted.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
"Try again" he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive
them out to the woods. He spends all day serving the sheep and
returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
out of the window.

He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the
grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
beeping the horn."

 

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