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Pappu walked into class with a swollen black eye.

Friend: What's wrong?

Pappu: My house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad asks, "Pappu are you sleeping?" Then I say "No" and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye ...

Friend: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer.

The following morning, Pappu comes back with a severe black eye again.

Friend: My goodness! Why the black eye again?

Pappu: Dad asked me again, & I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, you know, at the same time mum was breathing funny, kicking her legs up and down and squealing like a hyena.

Then my dad asked my mum, "Are you coming?"

Mum said, "Yes, I'm coming, are you coming too?"

Dad answered, "Yes."

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, "Wait for me, I'm also coming ...

 

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