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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me I'm going in.

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q. Why don't blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog.

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 stones

 

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