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This woman's husband was working while she stays at home.

One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.

She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!"

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there!"

She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumped out of the window‚ When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running Marathon"

So he started running along beside the others only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"

He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."

The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes?"

"Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"

The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

The nuddy answered, "Only if it's raining.

At least he was using a condom.

 

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