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I urgently needed a few days off from a company I work for in New York, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.


I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.....


So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker, (who's a Samoan), asked me what I was doing?


I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.


A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.


He said, "You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.


When my co-worker, (the Samoan) followed me, the Boss asked him "...And where do you think you're going?"


He said, "I'm going home too bro, I can't work in the dark!


 

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